I’m sold! Give me the phone!
I guess when your product is so questionable you need to resort to red-light district tactics. What happened to old fashioned Tom Vu strategy where you just throw 10 bikini-clad women on a yacht and call it a day? I guess the economy calls for tougher measures that are less distracting to the fundamental strength of your product.
Look at my boobs! Don’t they make you want to order this awesome money making package? Yes, millions are being paid out! Also, if you ACT NOW, this money making package gets you the awesome opportunity to score chicks with boobs like me. Pick up the phone and call today.
Who the hell orders this crap?
I know … not you.
Peace,
MJ
And Stop The Prostitution of Monday Through Friday!
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